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    Sassparilla @Megatronic13 My kid got invited to a birthday party and I don't like that kid's mom so I bought a musical instrument set that includes a drum, a recorder, and a harmonica. I'll see you in, Bethany.
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    JB 4Realz @JB4Realz giant sized bag of candy: i'm resealable me: that won't be necessary
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    Found this cool rock on a hike today so I brought it home
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    soul nate @MNateShyamalan did you google it before asking me? because i'm just gonna google it. 11:08 AM 2020-11-10 Twitter for iPhone 1,331 Retweets 191 Quote Tweets 6,810 Likes
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    going to work after another failed apocalypse.
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    People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy The faster you walk the more unhappy you are. shalina @jambufloyd right. I'm unhappy cause I'm trapped behind a slow walker now move TYO OTODAY
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    *waiting faster where are u? 4:15pm I'm waiting for the bus 4:16pm ✔ ok, hurry up 4:16pm
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    howwy @amirdrassil i never actually get over any of my previous interests. they just lie low in my brain like a sleeper agent waiting for the code word to activate and take over my entire personality for an undetermined amount of time 12:38 PM 2023-11-08 641K Views 11K Reposts 1.1K Quotes 34K Likes 1.2K Bookmarks
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    Texting another mom... I'm done. I'm selling my kid on ebay. Don't be silly, you made him. Sell him on etsy!
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    When I get invited to something a week before vs when it's the day of the actual event
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    Laurent Perrier @itslaurentbtw My favorite outdoor activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them in
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    When you are a being of the dark shadows but you see someone sad Drive-Inru LOVE @birb.boba
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    Quit asking ya friend how you look and go ask a lil kid...they ain't gone. lie to ya
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    The flowers are blooming in Antarctica The flowers are blooming in Antarctical
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    The cheese I spilled in the bottom of the oven watching me bake more stuff instead of cleaning it out.
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    _its_mogere 2d just saw a tiktok of someone saying they're "never buying garlic again" after they discovered "this hack" and literally planted garlic in their backyard a grew more. brother do u think u just discovered agriculture??? 15.4K Q264 505 neuroillogic 1d *plants a seed* ((Hacker voice)) "I'm in" 97 ☑
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    NOT SURE IF REAL LIFE OR JUST FANTASY
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    Jessica Fox @HelloJessicaFox I would like a mildly criminal version of GPS that's like, "would you like to make an illegal u-turn here to save 10 minutes?" And if you say no, it's like, "nerd".
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    abloodymess that tree isn't high enough stupid! taschaface He's so sleepy he doesn't even care. <3 adriofthedead me as a bat ecdysozoa I'm in love with this bat xekstrin good enough." Source: baturday #he is trying his best #important bats 343,231 notes
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    My dad just sent me this... Van stop Van clutch
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    karanbir singh @karanbirtinna Lemme save you some time. If I ever go missing, you don't have to look at any of the hiking trails.
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    Internet hole 網路孔
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    Don't start with me. MY KID: START
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    Wem @wemsters Follow Lululemon shouldn't be a clothing brand it sounds like it should be this thing
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    Conajam @conajam a drunk girl at this party asked me "so like what's your backstory?" | said "scoliosis" & she said, with complete sincerity, "that's crazy I'm a Libra"
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    Every cringy thing I've ever done Me trying to sleep
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    merverelli @merverelli therapist: how are you me: im doing good therapist: thats good! what brings you here? me: im doing bad
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    So I take a step out of my condo, and there's a random cat waiting with a quest for me
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    I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
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    crawllin-deactivated20210527 not to sound like a total but oh boy it would be so nice to have a really long hug and some reassurance 5,621 notes
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    *Everything* peaked in the '70s, including house design. Where are the architects creating houses with a central "grooving area" these days? Nowhere man. Nowhere. DINING LOUNGE FUTURE BEDROOM WALL MASTER BEDROOM STUDY EN-SUITE GROOVING AREA BATH KITCHEN BED 3 FUTURE ENTRY BEDROOM BED 2 SEPARATION LAUND WALL evilmilk.com
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    shayla @SHAYCOLE Me and my man live an hour apart and I just tried to pop up on him and he just tried to pop up on me so now we at each other's house lookin stupid 8/16/18, 7:41 PM 38K Retweets 292K Likes
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    They had one job YOU WILL MARRY ME Sir Dickson @Wizarab10 They are not asking
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    Learned how to perpendicular park today
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    middle school vs now + % 3 + 95 68 L +W -W NOW SNV 80081 ES TEXAS INSTRUMENTS HERAL FLOAT AUTO SEAL RADIAH HP IHANT TO DIE TAY PLOT FILSET F2 FOR CALC F TABLE 2ND QUIT MODE INS DEL ALOCK LINK LIST ALPHA XTQ.n STAT TEIT A ANGLE DRAIN C DISTR CL MATH APPS PROM VARS
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    Should I take my dog to the vet I wood Joc @saucegodjoc
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    93 toni 93 @strawbbytoni Life Hack: put on Stardew Valley music on repeat so your chores becomes just silly little tasks in a silly little life simulation game 9:39 a.m. 12 Aug. 22 Twitter for iPhone • •
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    Damien Owens @Owens Damien The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk.
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    Amy Van Gar @amyvangar When you successfully win a game of solitaire on Windows 98: AG-AFTRA S A NETFLIX AW NETFLIX SCREEN ACTORS GUD SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS SARAFRA • 7:13 PM 2/24/24 From Earth 240K Views 517 Reposts 16 Quotes 7.9K Likes 78 Bookmarks
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    Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist | in the world. Yes, child, put the discarded bone under your pillow. if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your youth will be spent soon.
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    Me: *goes to the bathroom* My cat outside the door:
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    WHO WOULD WIN? Tom Hill Hank Hanks

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